...the better I look.

Researchers have verified that getting a good buzz on makes other people look better.

No screamin' eagle shit. Any bartender on the planet coulda verified this. So could Mickey Gilley. (He wrote "The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time," one of the finest Do-A-Shot-Of-Jack-And-Take-A-Pasadena-Snuff-Queen-Home honky-tonk anthems of all freakin' time.) Lawd knows I've woken up a few times wondering where the hell the woman I took home went to, and what her fugly sister was doing in my bed.

I've joked that I was the kinda guy that would start out the night looking for a ten, and end up settling for five twos. :-)

'Course, that was in my younger days. I'm older and wiser now. Or, maybe, just more tired... "But if you used to want to see a commotion You shoulda seen the man that I used to be I was trouble in perpetual motion Trouble with a capital "T" Stayin' out late, havin' fun And shot off every single shot in my gun Yeah I used to be a terror but Now I am a tired man Yeah I used to be a terror but Now I am a tired man"

Jim Croce - "Tired Man"

I'm sure this is not a new idea. I think it was Socrates that mentioned the increasing freedom he felt as aged from the tyranny of his fleshly desires. I'm not that old yet, but I've certainly grown out of my youthful prediliction for boinking anybody that would hold still for a few minutes. :-)

Wisdom? Fatigue? A more discerning sexual palate, a result of living with one of the sexiest damn women on the planet? How can you tell the difference?

I think an experiment is in order. I think I ought to go to one of Houston's many fine topless clubs, slam some whiskey, pop a couple Viagra, (just to simulate those late teen testosterone levels) and see if I get really stoopid - like handing over my wallet to some airhead psycho titty dancer stoopid. I think a passing grade is spending less than $200.

If I can pass that test, I can report to my mom that I have finally Grown Up. :-)

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As some of you may have heard, the Gulf Coast is about to be visited by another tropical storm. Faye is predicted to dump about ten inches of rain in the area.

Ok, if you love me, now it's time to belly up to the bar. Who wants a free kitty?

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We've all heard about China censoring the internet to block access to information they feel to be subversive to the current regime. If you're wondering if you've made their blacklist, here's a place to check and see if you're being blocked. You can also enter any other URL you fancy and see if it makes it through the Great Firewall of China.

I feel bad. Evidently I've not yet written any anything sufficently heinous for them to ban me. I need to work on that.

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