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I suppose we can go ahead and just bury the stinking carcass that is the UN, after this latest joint proclamation by France, Russia, and Germany.

Here's the money quote: "In these circumstances, we will not let a proposed resolution pass that would authorize the use of force.

Dumbfucks, you already did - 1441, and about eleventeen resolutions before that. Russia and France, as permanent members of the Security Council, will assume all their responsibilities on this point.

I suppose these nations will still expect us to pay to house them in New York office space while we build them some new digs.

I don't think that's gonna happen.

Why do you suppose they did this? Well, I suggest you follow the money. As it happens, it is all about oil.

"France controls over 22.5 percent of Iraq's imports," according to the "CIA World Factbook." Some 60 French companies do $1.5 billion in trade with Iraq under the U.N. oil-for-food program. France's largest oil company, Total Fina Elf, has negotiated deals to develop and explore the Majnoon and Nahr Umar oil fields, which are estimated to hold 25 percent of Iraq's reserves. From 1981-2001, France sold Iraq 13 percent of its arms imports.
 Russia, according to the same source, controls 5.8 percent of Iraq's total imports. From 1981-2001, however, Russia supplied 50 percent of Iraq's arms imports. Under the oil-for-food program, Russian trade with Iraq amounts to an estimated $500 million to $1 billion. A Soviet-era debt to Iraq of about $7 billion to $8 billion, generated by arms sales during the Iran-Iraq war, is still outstanding. And Russian oil and gas companies have contracts to service and develop sites throughout Iraq, with a $40 billion economic agreement between Iraq and Russia reportedly having been signed in 2002 to allow oil exploration in western Iraq.</font>

And as for Germany, I'll bet dollars to donuts that we uncover some shady sales of banned WMD equipment to the Iraqi government.

I suppose these countries thought that by spreading the load amongst the three of them, that they could somehow soften the repercussions of a veto. They are living in cloudcuckooland.


 

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Talking Turkey


After the recent rejection of a measure to allow US ground troops to attack Iraq from the north via Turkey, a Turkish politician said something like, "Today Turkey voted for peace." (Sorry, didn't keep the link)

Well, no, that's not what your vote meant, sir.

There will still be a war. You just voted for a different one.

Here's what it does mean, unless you guys change your minds in a skinny instant:

A) You will not get the six billion dollars we were going to give you, and another twenty billion or so in loans. (At least one pundit has suggested we spend the money on a new aircraft carrier. I like that idea, and suggest we name it the CVN Todd Beamer) You needed that money, and here's why:

After GWI, the Turkish economy tanked, going from a growth rate of 9.5% before the war to a mere .5%. Tourism plummeted. (Contrary to most right-wing op-ed pages, in this case Turkey was not being a "checkbook ally" but in fact looking for help with the real economic damage that GWII would cause.)

You now make money by charging duties on the oil Iraq ship though the pipelines under the food-for-oil program. You're about to lose that, at least for a while.

B) The last war caused a flood of Kurdish refugees into Turkey. With the US army coming down from the north, much of this flood would have stopped. Now, if we attack only from the south, there's a chance the Iraqi army will retreat to the north, pushing a wave of civilians ahead of them. Better hope that they decide to surrender in place.

C) You just lost most of the juice you had to control what goes on in northern Iraq after the war, and greatly increased the odds of an independent Kurdish state coming into being. This will mean all manner of troubles for you with your ethnic Kurds. And guess what? The US will be far more sympathetic to allow those minorities to join in the new Kurdistan.

D) The US will now be forced to begin this war with our second or third choice operational plan. If there are additional casualties because of this, on either side we will be a long time forgetting this. If for example, the Iraqis are able to launch chemical rocket attacks on the Kurds because our guys couldn't get in there fast enough to stop them, some fingers are going to be pointing in your direction. Some of those fingers will be attached to people who will be saying that you might have even wanted it that way. The Kurds are a thorny problem for you, aren't they?

E) Allowing the US forces to sweep in from the north would greatly increase the odds that we'll get to the oil fields there before the Iraqis have a chance to torch or destroy them. If they do, your pipeline revenues will be forestalled for that much longer.

F) Forget about the US using it's influence with either the IMF or the EU on your behalf.

I understand that you are a democracy, and that a majority of the people are against the war. I suspect that most of them are against the war due to their memories of the adverse effects of GWI on your nation. How ironic that in voting as you did, you made it all but certain that those same effects will revist the Turks, and rejected the aid and political support that could have prevented it.

UPDATE: Seems the Turkish people, at least the ones that run the financial markets, get it. The know what a economic toll this will take on the economy. The Turkish stock exchange plummeted 11% in one day.


 

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3,2,1... Kickoff?


This Saturday there will be a "Pro-America" rally in downtown Houston, courtesy of a few local talk-radio stations. There will be speakers, live bands, a fly-over, etc.

I wager that it will draw far more folks than the peace demonstration that we had here a few weeks back. The organizers of that rally claimed 3,000 marchers, other sources said it was more like 1,500-2,000, max. Pretty thin turnout for a city with a SMSA of over four million.

In related news, the Houston City Council today rejected two different resolutions condemning the war, saying that they had more appropriate business to attend to - that is, running the city.

I've been contemplating the signs I'll be making. So far, I've come up with:

"Bomb Saddam!"

"Freedom - It's For Brown People, Too!"

"Genocide is Bad For Children & Other Living Things"

However...

Events may overtake the demonstration.

Consider:

A) Gen. Tommy Franks has left Tampa, his peacetime HQ, for the HQ we built in Qatar to manage this war. Franks, for those of you that don't keep up with this stuff, is the man in charge of fighting the war. He won't be fighting it from Tampa, even though he easily could. It's Just Not Done.

B) This weekend will be moonless - considered the best time for our forces, as it allows us to use our superior night-fighting capability. There won't be another like it before the weather gets hotter than we would like it to be.

C) The Iraqi Republican Guard units have left their normal bases and are taking up their previously prepared defensive positions in and around Baghdad and Tikrit.

D) US troops of the 3rd Division are assembling in Turkey even as I write this, as we've cut the deal with the Turks.

E) Turkey and Russia are rapidly evacuating their diplomats and dependents from Baghdad. Turkey and Iran have closed their borders with Iraq, and Iran is mobilizing troops along it. They join many other nations (Spain, Japan, Malaysia, et. al.) that have already closed their missions or severely cut back their staffs

F) US warplanes are now hitting Iraqi missile units, in addition to the normal command and control and anti-air radars. Iraq has been attempting to move these surface-to-surface missiles and rocket launchers to within range of the troop buildups in Kuwait - the US aircraft are playing Whack-A-Mole with them. The attacks today were the most extensive since last November.

So, will it be this weekend? Conventional wisdom has been pointing to mid-March, and they could very well be right. But it looks like it could go in the next few days.

I'd sure like for this to be the last post I ever have to write about it. Further debate is useless, as by now, everybody's mind is already made up about whether or not this war is a just one, and all we're doing at this point is aggravating each other, reciting the same old stuff for the zillionth time.

The Iraqi people are sure hoping so.

You know, I didn't see any Iraqis at the peace marches. You'd think that since it was their freinds and relatives that are supposedly going to die in droves when we invade, they'd be right up there in front. So, where were all the media reports about Iraqi ex-pats against this war?

(crickets chirping)

Wonder what they know that A.N.S.W.E.R., MoveOn, Win Without War, and assorted Hollywood actors don't?

Freedom Is For Brown People, Too.

UPDATE: Monday, 3 March, 2003, 09:00 CST

The Turks have failed to pass the parlimentary resolution that would allow US ground troops to attack from their soil. This must have really turned the war plans into a compleat clusterfuck, since a good bit of the troops and light equipment had already landed. Now what do they do? Get back on the ships? Drive to Jordan? Some logistics officers gotta be tearing their hair out about now. This has to have pushed the date back at least a few days, probably as much as a week.


 

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