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mld, November 6, 2003 at 8:15:00 AM CET

Wenches of TRF 2003
A pretty wench at TRF


Everywhere you go at TRF you cannot but help being amazed at the number and variety of lovely wenches there. And ladies, be not mistaken, unlike in our modern culture, the term wench carries no ill will or insult, it is simply the most common name used for any of the non-noble classes.

Here are some pics of some of the lovely wenches I've run into this season, and, in such cases as I know it, a bit of information about them.



Collette

Collette is a gypsy wench, working as a serving wench in the Prince of Wales pub. In past seasons she's been a cast member, but now works for the Prince serving ale and a hundred watt smile, along with ample acres of eye-candy cleavage. What's not to like? :-)




Collette in her old bodice

Colette the gypsy wench.

Collette in her new bodice. I kinda like this one better, for two obvious reasons. :-)

Aphrodite


Aphrodite is a beer wench in the Greek food and entertainment circle where the LimeyBirds and the gypsy dance troupe perform. A classic slender blonde beauty.




Hippolyta

I don't know a thing about this woman, other than that she was hanging out (in several ways) around Lord Entropy's shop, and that's while she's a bit too skinny for my tastes, most of the male readers are gonna think she's Hot Stuff. I'm of two minds about that garb - it seems to be saying "Look, but don't touch." Like trying to eat a lollipop with the wrapper still on.


A wench with a spiked bra

A wench with spiky boobs.

Red Hot Momma

Who says you can't be a barbarian and a good mother too? I've been a nodding acquaintance to this barbarian woman for a few years now...


A female barbarian in red

and now she shows up with her daughter in barb garb. :-)

A barbarian mom and her little barb kid



Vision in Blue

A pretty wench in a fetching blue outfit I'd never seen this wench before last Saturday, when she came sashaying by the candle shop for which I work as a hawker. Said occupation gives me an excellent excuse to begin a conversation with just about anyone, so I began it by telling the young lad that was escorting her down the lane that a woman as fair and toothsome as this should immediately be gifted with a candle in the aroma of her choice, and were it me, I would be especially interested in purchasing one of our Romance Candles, designed and garanteed to drive women to such heights of lusty passion as they had not yet even known existed.


This young rapscallion brandished his beer at me, a Miller Lite, (that alone enough to demonstrate he was a man of unsophisticated taste, and totally unworthy of such a buxom lass), and replied that were he needin' some romance, he'd just go git him another beer.

In an effort to help the young lad, so new in the ways of the world, I pointed out that were one wishing to start a fire, one could do better than by beginning with soaking one's wood in beer, and further commented upon the additional erotic possibilites of molten wax.
She laughed, he looked uncomprehendingly at me, and said if she wants to look at candles, fine, but I'm gonna go git me another beer, or something to that effect, and stalked off.

She then said that he could from time to time act like the southmost end of the alimentary canal, (though that was not her exact term), and we chatted pleasantly for a few moments, after which she agreed to pose for a pic or two.

A pretty girl in blue

Note that she is neither skinny or spiky :-)

I told her I'd send her a copy of the pics, and got her email addy. Since I collect dozens every day, I always ask folks to write down a few words next to their address, so that I can remember which pic belongs to which address. She hesitated, and asked me what she should write. I told her "vision in blue" would be just fine. Hence her title here. :-)

This is just a start - I couldn't possibly post all the pics I have in one shot, even if I used little itty bitty thumbnails, it'd make the page waaay too slow to load. So, more wenches in the next few days, to include Katie, Scorch, Kris, and a host of others, not the least of which would be the ladies of GiggleFest.

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