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The New Face of Terror

Since 9/11, airports here in the US have gone through any number of changes, supposedly to enhance our security. I'll not run down the list, as I think we're all aware of the changes.

I will point out, that in spite of their added costs, both in direct security expenditures, and indirect social costs in delays, increased time spent waiting in the airport, etc., that we are no safer in the air or at the terminals than we were this time last year.

The Dirty Little Secret that they don't want you to know is that the new procedures put in place are meant to actually increase only your sense of security, and not the reality. The biggest problem after 9/11 the airlines faced was to get folks back flying again. This has been approached not as a problem of security, but one of marketing. So, the procedures put into place were the ones that were the most visible to the flying public, not the ones that keep us the safest.

For example, there are no plans, even today, to put into effect two measures that would keep us safer from the greatest danger we now face - not more 9/11 style hijackers, but a bomb loaded into the cargo department of the plane.

The Israeli airline, El Al, puts every single piece of loaded cargo in an airtight chamber. The air is pumped out of it, to simulate the air pressure decrease of the plane reaching it's normal cruising altitude. This will safely detonate any bomb rigged with a fuse designed to go off at altitude, the most common and effective way to rig such a device.

Cargo loaded onto passenger airplanes goes into large, somewhat flimsy, metal containers. The ones used here in the US have been designed to be as strong and light as possible, for reasons of economy. As a consequence, they offer little protection from any explosion that occurs inside them, being, in fact, little more than a convenient source of additional shrapnel. There are manufacturers of these containers that make a much stronger version, using materials such as Kevlar, that can contain or greatly diminish the blast of any reasonably sized bomb a terrorist might smuggle aboard. In nothing else, they would force the terrorists to use much larger bombs, making the task of detecting them much easier. As it is, a bomb of less than a pound can easily take down a passenger plane.

The airlines have repeated rejected the use of these blast-resistant containers, on the grounds of increased cost.

Neither of these proposals would seem as needed, were the airlines going to meet the requirement laid upon them to have each piece of baggage examined before being loaded onto the plane. Of course, they are not going to meet this deadline, again citing the lack of time, equipment, and resources.

So, as they're confiscating your tweezers and fingernail clippers, making you check-in two and three hours before your takeoff time, and asking you if you packed your own luggage (surely the most foolproof security precaution known to man) keep in mind that there are no procedures in place to keep a terrorist from blithely stuffing a bomb into his suitcase, and having it placed unexamined into the cargo hold of the plane. We do intend to take great pains to use, at considerable expense, a baggage matching system, designed to make sure that the terrorist has to get on the plane with that bomb, so the terrorist would have to be suicidal to do such a thing, but, oh, yeah, there seem to be a few of those around.

Compound this with the fact that those in charge of airport security seem to have been recruited from the dullest of those swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool. I've an embarrassment of riches to chose from as examples here, so I'll just pick one that happened to be in my inbox this morning.

The BBC reports that security officials at LAX took exception to a Britsh woman's GI Joe doll. It seems that Joe was carrying a two-inch long plastic battle rifle, which, I presume, the suck-urity dullards there though could be used to intimidate the crew and hijack the plane.

One of these newly-federalized intellectual giants is quoted as saying ""We have instructions to confiscate anything that looks like a weapon or a replica. If GI Joe was carrying a replica then it had to be taken from him."

I feel so much safer now. Until such time as these idiots can somehow stumble across a clue, this is one American that will be driving on his vacations.

[Addenddum - Aug 7, 2002: A friend of mine was going to Mexico on vacation today, and flying out of IAH. (Houston Intercontinental) As she was having to cool her heels there for a few hours, I offered to meet her for a drink. (She's purty easy on the eyes)

I happened to be riding the little underground shuttle that takes you between terminals with a pilot. He flew for Continental. I told him of the LAX GI Joe fiasco. He looked around at the other passengers in the car, and said, "I can't really tell you my opinions about that when I'm in uniform."

At the next stop the other passengers got off, and he went to ranting. He said that I would not believe what he saw the security morons do every single day. He then proceeded to tell me of them searching a law enforcement officer, one who was allowed to carry a weapon on board, who was in fact wearing his pistol, and watching them, get this, confiscate his tweezers!

I swear to fucking dog I am not making this up, though I don't blame anyone of you that doesn't believe me. I don't think I would in your (hopefully not stuffed with Semtex) shoes.]


 
I picked the right time for a career change

At the end of May, I quit my job as a recruiter for an aviation technology college. Aviation mechanics make more with 4 or 5 years' experience than I ever will as a nurse, but their careers are dependent upon the airlines actually staying in business.

The airlines are run by people no smarter than those running government agencies. The good ol' boys are ensconced in their lucrative and powerful positions. Intelligence and common sense is not a requirement.

If it were, they would see that the extra expenditure on automated baggage safety precautions, as you mentioned above, would eliminate the need to arrive at the airport so many hours before your flight that it is now cheaper AND MORE TIME EFFICIENT to drive to many places.

When I lived in Wichita I used to fly to Denver because it would only take a little over an hour (8 hours driving). Now, if I'm going to spend 4-5 hours either flying or WAITING to fly, might as well save $200 and drive.

As far as airport security goes, you are so right! No common sense whatsoever. Those that do have any intelligence get sick of their stupid coworkers and quit immediately.

If the government is going to bail out these airlines repeatedly, why don't they specify that so much of the money is spent on automated baggage security devices? It's not like we have to INVENT anything. El Al is a tested model.

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?not? meant to increase....?

The Dirty Little Secret that they don't want you to know is that the new procedures put in place are not meant to actually increase your sense of security.

Are you sure you meant that as it came out? The rest of the paragraph suggests that the "not" should not be there....

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You're exactly right...

Thanks for catching my error. Appropriate changes are made. I'd fire my copy editor, but she works for free. :-) I guess you get what you pay for.

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MARCUS, you so kick ass...

that I knew exactly what you meant despite the typo.

The more passionate I feel about what I'm saying, the more typos I have, so I can relate.

And I'm hella-flattered about the link you gave me. Out of the 5 dos equis I've had so far, I dedicate 4 1/2 to YOU dear! (the other 1/2 I dedicate to my bastard ex boyfriend for making me feel like breaking my diet and getting drunk.... hey, wait a minute, maybe I should thank him?) ;-)

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