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Sunday, 24. March 2002
mld, March 24, 2002 at 10:25:00 AM CET

Overheard At The Pearly Gates

Sinner: "Please, I'm sorry if I was bad. I did my best. Can I come in?"

God: "No heaven for you. I love you like my child, you are my child, in fact, but, go to hell."

Sinner:"Noooooo! Not the brimstone and the red hot pitchforks up my ass for Eternity!"

God: "You had your chance, dude, just like everybody else."

Sinner: "But Faith is a gift, it says so right in Your Word, and you didn't give it to me! That's not fair."

God: "Don't get technical with me, sonny. Begone, before I really get tough."

Sinner: (wailing and gnashing of teeth as the demons start to drag him down...)


 

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